Quote #67

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do you believe this shit
all this amazing pot
and its nowhere to be found
WTF
god damn economy

-Jeremy Chang on IM

Quote #64

but i cant wait to end that shit [working odd jobs]
so i can look for a real job
and quit this bartending shit
im a new man kyle
im settlin down
gotta find me a job
save money
i dont get wasted anymore
well
not as much
sometimes i cant help it
but for the most part im through with gettin trashed
pot and some beers
thats all i ask

-Jeremy Chang on IM

Quote #58

Jeremy is talking...but suddenly pauses and stands at attention like one of those pointer dogs:

Jeremy: "Someone's smoking a blunt."

Elizabeth: "I don't smell anything."

Jeremy: "Trust me, I can smell blunt smoke from, like, a mile away."

Quote #51

"Sandra Bullock used to go to the same sorority as one of my buddies, and used to smoke pot and get fucked. The thing is I used to think Sandra Bullock was so cool."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #23

"Are you guys talking about wet dreams?...I don't think there's such thing. It's one of those educational myths they tell you in school...like 'smoking pot is bad for you.'"
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #3

"I don't like to think in terms of we. I like to think in terms of me and pot."
-Jeremy Chang, when stating why he doesn't want to get into a relationship