Quote #59

Jeremy: "Hey everyone...I'm having a big cookout on 4th of July, and you're all invited."

Kyle: "Crap. I won't be here on 4th of July."

Jeremy: "Oh really? Well...actually...I don't think I'll be here either."

Quote #58

Jeremy is talking...but suddenly pauses and stands at attention like one of those pointer dogs:

Jeremy: "Someone's smoking a blunt."

Elizabeth: "I don't smell anything."

Jeremy: "Trust me, I can smell blunt smoke from, like, a mile away."

Quote #57

"I think I'll be good at this game. I'm really good at rolling threes!"
-Jeremy on playing dice.