Quote #36

"I feel sorry for lesbians. Everybody wants to be friends with a gay guy, but no one wants to hang out with a lesbian"
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #35

"If I take a random chick home, I don't fucking care about her. I just want to bust a nut...I am a good guy."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #34

"I'd rather pull out, rip that shit off, and throw it in her mouth"
-Jeremy Chang on using condoms

Quote #33

"Girls get really upset if you concentrate on anything other than them. Like if you pick up a remote"
-Jeremy Chang on receiving oral sex

Quote #32

"I said let's throw a party. We'll open up all 3 floors, spray paint the basement and turn it into a heroin den!"
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #31

"The only way I could possibly have sex with her, is if I died with a boner and she jumped on top of me"
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #30

Conway: "It was really good."
Jeremy: "Really?"
Conway: "Yeah."
Jeremy: "Wait...really good? or pussy good?"

Quote #29

"This girl Katie is just begging for some dick."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #28

"I hate bums. Well, the regular ones are okay. But, I hate the smelly ones."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #27

"I have great communication skills...

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...I like money."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #26

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Quote #25

"I feel like I'm selling cigarettes to a 12-year-old...this is ridiculous."
-Jeremy Chang's take on working a recent Doghouse Records release.

Quote #24

"I know it's hard to understand things like emo and terrorism, but it's out there. There are people out there who want to hurt us."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #23

"Are you guys talking about wet dreams?...I don't think there's such thing. It's one of those educational myths they tell you in school...like 'smoking pot is bad for you.'"
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #22

"Someone was telling me that online poker sites support terrorism. I was like 'fuck you...I'm playing poker.'"
-Jeremy Chang