Quote #4

"I've tried to help them out with their marriage. I got them a few divorce counselors."
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to his friend's marriage and what he can do to help

Quote #3

"I don't like to think in terms of we. I like to think in terms of me and pot."
-Jeremy Chang, when stating why he doesn't want to get into a relationship

Quote #2

"They're all impressionable, retarded, and drunk."
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to college freshman girls hooking up with college seniors.

Quote #1

"Man, all bitches got fucking attitude."
-Jeremy Chang