Monday, July 30, 2007

Quote #62

"She's new to New York. She's probably looking for some dude's dick to put inside of her...to make her feel at home."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #61

"You wanna hear some crazy shit?...The other night I was DJ-ing, there were two girls licking each others' nipples."
-Jeremy Chang

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Quote #60

"She told me the chances of getting audited were like winning the lottery. I'm not gonna win the lottery...so fuck it."
-Jeremy Chang on fudging his tax return