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do you believe this shit
all this amazing pot
and its nowhere to be found
WTF
god damn economy
-Jeremy Chang on IM
Friday, June 13, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Quote #66
man i forgot how much i dislike sitting at a desk all day
my balls sweat like shit when im sitting like this
i gotta start powering my balls again before work
my balls sweat like shit when im sitting like this
i gotta start powering my balls again before work
Monday, September 17, 2007
Quote #65
well see
i think i like the crazies
but im tryin to change that
im all nice and shit
tryin to take it slow and what not
being a gentleman
but shes tryin to bone
which is awesome
so i dont have to be as gentleman like and shit
-Jeremy Chang on IM
i think i like the crazies
but im tryin to change that
im all nice and shit
tryin to take it slow and what not
being a gentleman
but shes tryin to bone
which is awesome
so i dont have to be as gentleman like and shit
-Jeremy Chang on IM
Quote #64
but i cant wait to end that shit [working odd jobs]
so i can look for a real job
and quit this bartending shit
im a new man kyle
im settlin down
gotta find me a job
save money
i dont get wasted anymore
well
not as much
sometimes i cant help it
but for the most part im through with gettin trashed
pot and some beers
thats all i ask
-Jeremy Chang on IM
so i can look for a real job
and quit this bartending shit
im a new man kyle
im settlin down
gotta find me a job
save money
i dont get wasted anymore
well
not as much
sometimes i cant help it
but for the most part im through with gettin trashed
pot and some beers
thats all i ask
-Jeremy Chang on IM
Quote #63
Kyle: what have you been up to?
Jeremy: not much
Jeremy: working a lot
Jeremy: plus now i got this lil honeydip im really into
Jeremy: so shes taking up my time and fucking money
Jeremy: not much
Jeremy: working a lot
Jeremy: plus now i got this lil honeydip im really into
Jeremy: so shes taking up my time and fucking money
Monday, July 30, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Quote #60
"She told me the chances of getting audited were like winning the lottery. I'm not gonna win the lottery...so fuck it."
-Jeremy Chang on fudging his tax return
-Jeremy Chang on fudging his tax return
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Quote #59
Jeremy: "Hey everyone...I'm having a big cookout on 4th of July, and you're all invited."
Kyle: "Crap. I won't be here on 4th of July."
Jeremy: "Oh really? Well...actually...I don't think I'll be here either."
Kyle: "Crap. I won't be here on 4th of July."
Jeremy: "Oh really? Well...actually...I don't think I'll be here either."
Friday, June 22, 2007
Quote #58
Jeremy is talking...but suddenly pauses and stands at attention like one of those pointer dogs:
Jeremy: "Someone's smoking a blunt."
Elizabeth: "I don't smell anything."
Jeremy: "Trust me, I can smell blunt smoke from, like, a mile away."
Jeremy: "Someone's smoking a blunt."
Elizabeth: "I don't smell anything."
Jeremy: "Trust me, I can smell blunt smoke from, like, a mile away."
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Quote #57
"I think I'll be good at this game. I'm really good at rolling threes!"
-Jeremy on playing dice.
-Jeremy on playing dice.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Quote #56
"man ive been drinking so much lately its startin to become pretty natural
this week im gonna chill though
just blaze and shit
i drank every waking moment of my weekend
literally
there was a beer in my face every morning i woke up
i blacked out like 3 times
in 3 nights
it was gettin ugly
i was so drunk the other night
i hooked up with this nasty chick
KNOWING she was nasty
when i was drunk
she was lookin nasty even when i was drunk
thats how drunk i got
ugh
anyways
when you guys goin out for happy hour?"
-An excerpt from Jeremy on instant messenger
this week im gonna chill though
just blaze and shit
i drank every waking moment of my weekend
literally
there was a beer in my face every morning i woke up
i blacked out like 3 times
in 3 nights
it was gettin ugly
i was so drunk the other night
i hooked up with this nasty chick
KNOWING she was nasty
when i was drunk
she was lookin nasty even when i was drunk
thats how drunk i got
ugh
anyways
when you guys goin out for happy hour?"
-An excerpt from Jeremy on instant messenger
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Quote #55
Kyle: "You're not thinking about doing the [pot] delivery service are you?"
Jeremy: "No...I decided that wasn't a good idea. You know, I wouldn't want to ride my bike around all day and shit."
Jeremy: "No...I decided that wasn't a good idea. You know, I wouldn't want to ride my bike around all day and shit."
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Quote #54
"I'll be better when I get a steady income stream that doesn't require me to work hard."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Quote #53
"I just had a 2 week break, and let me tell you, i feel refreshed. Well, my body feels like shit."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Monday, May 7, 2007
Quote #52
"I went out the other night with a buddy of mine who's a dealer. The mound of coke was like this high (gesturing 12" off the table). Then we ended up playing monopoly at 7 o'clock in the morning."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Quote #51
"Sandra Bullock used to go to the same sorority as one of my buddies, and used to smoke pot and get fucked. The thing is I used to think Sandra Bullock was so cool."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Quote #50
Adam: "At frat parties, there's so much date rape."
Jeremy: "Yea and those girls know what happened, and they'll be back the very next weekend. They like that type of shit."
Jeremy: "Yea and those girls know what happened, and they'll be back the very next weekend. They like that type of shit."
Monday, April 16, 2007
Friday, April 13, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Quote #44
"It's hard to turn down free alcohol. It's like having a skanky woman naked in front of you, asking for some dick."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Quote #42
"It smelled like a thousand corpses and a sack of assholes thrown in an oven."
-Jeremy Chang's description of a clogged toilet
-Jeremy Chang's description of a clogged toilet
Quote #40
"There's only so much juice you can get from a frozen grape."
-Jeremy Chang on the manufacturing of ice wine.
-Jeremy Chang on the manufacturing of ice wine.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Quote #38
"Every time I would squeeze it, it would shit...so, I would always squeeze the shit out of it."
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to a pet hamster of his
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to a pet hamster of his
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Quote #37
"I'm not partaking in it. You can butt-fuck all you want but, I don't want to."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Monday, February 26, 2007
Quote #36
"I feel sorry for lesbians. Everybody wants to be friends with a gay guy, but no one wants to hang out with a lesbian"
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Quote #35
"If I take a random chick home, I don't fucking care about her. I just want to bust a nut...I am a good guy."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Quote #34
"I'd rather pull out, rip that shit off, and throw it in her mouth"
-Jeremy Chang on using condoms
-Jeremy Chang on using condoms
Quote #33
"Girls get really upset if you concentrate on anything other than them. Like if you pick up a remote"
-Jeremy Chang on receiving oral sex
-Jeremy Chang on receiving oral sex
Friday, February 16, 2007
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Monday, February 12, 2007
Monday, February 5, 2007
Quote #25
"I feel like I'm selling cigarettes to a 12-year-old...this is ridiculous."
-Jeremy Chang's take on working a recent Doghouse Records release.
-Jeremy Chang's take on working a recent Doghouse Records release.
Friday, February 2, 2007
Quote #24
"I know it's hard to understand things like emo and terrorism, but it's out there. There are people out there who want to hurt us."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Quote #23
"Are you guys talking about wet dreams?...I don't think there's such thing. It's one of those educational myths they tell you in school...like 'smoking pot is bad for you.'"
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Quote #22
"Someone was telling me that online poker sites support terrorism. I was like 'fuck you...I'm playing poker.'"
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Quote #21
"I could strap a microphone to a toilet and make a better album...with my ass!"
-Jeremy Chang's take on a recent Doghouse Records release.
-Jeremy Chang's take on a recent Doghouse Records release.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Quote #18
Adam: "Ray Davies is coming to the office...I'm sorta giddy"
Jeremy: "Yea, I'm giddy too"
Kyle: "Do you like The Kinks?"
Jeremy: "No, not really"
Jeremy: "Yea, I'm giddy too"
Kyle: "Do you like The Kinks?"
Jeremy: "No, not really"
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Quote #17
"When I'm pushing and I feel pressure on the back of their neck...then I know they're not into it"
-Jeremy Chang on receiving oral sex
-Jeremy Chang on receiving oral sex
Monday, January 22, 2007
Quote #16
"Is there a button over there you guys can push to just you know...make things work"
-Jeremy Chang, when talking with Tech Support to fix a virus on his computer
-Jeremy Chang, when talking with Tech Support to fix a virus on his computer
Friday, January 19, 2007
Quote #15
"Isn't there someone famous named Dick Parker?...game show host?"
-Jeremy Chang trying to remember the name Bob Barker
-Jeremy Chang trying to remember the name Bob Barker
Quote #14
"2007 has been awesome. All my friends have been getting divorced and have all this drama and shit."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Quote #13
"For $700 you can get 700 blowjobs, snort all the coke you want for an hour."
-Jeremy Chang, on I have no idea what.
-Jeremy Chang, on I have no idea what.
Quote #12
"So...I was watching Star Wars on TV last night, and I realized something. Those Jedi are a lot like people in Williamsburg. Jedi would make really good hipsters, with the way they dress and their bullshit intellectual talk."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Quote #10
I tried to sign up for a free Xbox and all I got was a billion junk e-mails."
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Quote #9
"Have you listened to this?"
-Jeremy Chang, asking Adam Rubenstein if he's listened to Adam Dove
-Jeremy Chang, asking Adam Rubenstein if he's listened to Adam Dove
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Quote #5
"If she can't even walk through a puddle, how's she gonna pick up a pot & cook some shit!"
-Jeremy Chang
-Jeremy Chang
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Quote #4
"I've tried to help them out with their marriage. I got them a few divorce counselors."
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to his friend's marriage and what he can do to help
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to his friend's marriage and what he can do to help
Thursday, September 7, 2006
Quote #3
"I don't like to think in terms of we. I like to think in terms of me and pot."
-Jeremy Chang, when stating why he doesn't want to get into a relationship
-Jeremy Chang, when stating why he doesn't want to get into a relationship
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Quote #2
"They're all impressionable, retarded, and drunk."
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to college freshman girls hooking up with college seniors.
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to college freshman girls hooking up with college seniors.
Thursday, July 6, 2006
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