Quote #51

"Sandra Bullock used to go to the same sorority as one of my buddies, and used to smoke pot and get fucked. The thing is I used to think Sandra Bullock was so cool."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #50

Adam: "At frat parties, there's so much date rape."
Jeremy: "Yea and those girls know what happened, and they'll be back the very next weekend. They like that type of shit."

Quote #49

"If you're gonna put anything up your nose, it better be a designer drug."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #48

Adam & Kyle: "You haven't done your taxes yet?"
Jeremy: "No man. It's the government. Fuck them. They can suck my dick."

Quote #47

"They have really good cafeteria food at Virginia Tech."
-Jeremy Chang's reaction to the VT shooting

Quote #46

"...

...

...Instant pussy...what a fucking joke."

-Jeremy Chang, on the phone

Quote #45

"You know, I have this theory...that most music industry girls are just dirty groupies, in disguise."
-Jeremy Chang, on his female co-workers