Quote #44

"It's hard to turn down free alcohol. It's like having a skanky woman naked in front of you, asking for some dick."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #43

"You should only have regrets if you impregnate a dirty bitch."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #42

"It smelled like a thousand corpses and a sack of assholes thrown in an oven."
-Jeremy Chang's description of a clogged toilet

Quote #41

"It's OK to pee in the ocean...a whale turd is like 18 pounds."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #40

"There's only so much juice you can get from a frozen grape."
-Jeremy Chang on the manufacturing of ice wine.

Quote #39

"Do you mind if I pee in your backyard?"
-Jeremy Chang's request at a house-warming party.

Quote #38

"Every time I would squeeze it, it would shit...so, I would always squeeze the shit out of it."
-Jeremy Chang, when referring to a pet hamster of his

Quote #37

"I'm not partaking in it. You can butt-fuck all you want but, I don't want to."
-Jeremy Chang