Quote #21

"I could strap a microphone to a toilet and make a better album...with my ass!"
-Jeremy Chang's take on a recent Doghouse Records release.

Quote #20

"I guess it depends on the kid...sometimes you gotta smack the shit out of em. I don't advocate spanking though"
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #19

"I totally understand. I know what a gang bang is."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #18

Adam: "Ray Davies is coming to the office...I'm sorta giddy"
Jeremy: "Yea, I'm giddy too"
Kyle: "Do you like The Kinks?"
Jeremy: "No, not really"

Quote #17

"When I'm pushing and I feel pressure on the back of their neck...then I know they're not into it"
-Jeremy Chang on receiving oral sex

Quote #16

"Is there a button over there you guys can push to just you know...make things work"
-Jeremy Chang, when talking with Tech Support to fix a virus on his computer

Quote #15

"Isn't there someone famous named Dick Parker?...game show host?"
-Jeremy Chang trying to remember the name Bob Barker

Quote #14

"2007 has been awesome. All my friends have been getting divorced and have all this drama and shit."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #13

"For $700 you can get 700 blowjobs, snort all the coke you want for an hour."
-Jeremy Chang, on I have no idea what.

Quote #12

"So...I was watching Star Wars on TV last night, and I realized something. Those Jedi are a lot like people in Williamsburg. Jedi would make really good hipsters, with the way they dress and their bullshit intellectual talk."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #11

Adam: "He drove around shit-faced for 3 nights."
Jeremy: "That's awesome."

Quote #10

I tried to sign up for a free Xbox and all I got was a billion junk e-mails."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #9

"Have you listened to this?"
-Jeremy Chang, asking Adam Rubenstein if he's listened to Adam Dove

Quote #8

"Awww...so you're not going to be pounding any shit tonight?"
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #7

"What?!? Can you like...eat a dick?!?"
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #6

"I can smell it when they're in heat."
-Jeremy Chang

Quote #5

"If she can't even walk through a puddle, how's she gonna pick up a pot & cook some shit!"
-Jeremy Chang